KatrinA DeMewww

I always thought Monster High Dolls were lame, with the exception of growing fond of Draculaura and her pink and black tone everything, lol. I was buying some essentials from Target today, I walked past the books/games/toys section of the store,  there was a bright ass pink sign that read “DISNEY” and displayed all of the princesses. Then beyond it was the aisle of dolls… I was like oh fuck no… I shouldn’t be here… and I walked past the creepy New Generation or Our Generation Dolls that are practically knock-offs of American Girl, except these dolls had weird fucking faces. ANYWAY, I browse past the Bratz (I think those dolls are ugly with their big alien eyes and duckface lips), I cringe at some of the Monster High Dolls that just look fucking retarded, like some of them have WAY too much shit on their outfits or some shit, fuck. Then there she was, Catrine DeMew, the Catwoman with actual cat ears, cat nose, cat tail, and claws… As you might already know – I’m a crazy cat lady – So seeing the combo of Neko, Cat, Doll all in one setting, I couldn’t just fucking leave her there!! Her pin-up, nautical style dress is adorable with mice, anchors, the word “Catnip“, etc. patterned dress and an anchor necklace. OH and she came with a beret but it was like rubber/vinyl material? It looked like a burnt melted egg on her head.. Like how about not being cheap and just sew a little fucking fabric hat?! Goddamn. So anyway, I buy her along with some other shit and as soon as I got home and gave my cat their toys bought from Target cause Petco is an overpriced asshole, they loved the fishing lure/wand type toy where you reel in the toy/bait manually. OMFG back to the doll, I renamed her Katrina DeMew because, Catrine, I get the cat pun (which the box had a fuckton of) but it just makes me rhyme it with “Latrine” and that’s just naaastay. Also, I think Katrina sounds cuter. I posed with Draculaura for cute lesbian type photos – which came out adorable – and a bit blurry, my apologies, I have shaky hands when it comes to holding objects or having to focus/be accurate/blabla etc. I wish her hair was longer like the “Kitty Purry” version – ohmyfuck so pretty! But this one is still beautiful with her pink, purple, grey, lavender tones. What I hate is that a lot of dolls, lately, have like weird greasy/oily type hair? Like nothing comes off their hair to your fingers or anything but it just feels weird? Anyway, then I posed her on the Cat Tree/Tower because why the fuck not? I thought it was cute, heh, and on the bookcase with the other dolls, Living Dead Dolls will be great friends. =]

 

 

 

Horror Film Review Time

8989 Redstone (2016): Okay it had decent reviews so I gave it a chance… I don’t know what the fuck these reviewers saw when they watched this because it was fucking stupid. It was House Hunters + House Flippers or whatever the fuck. The pretty main actress was clearly there for her looks cause her acting sucked dick. This movie also relies on jump scares, extremely fast camera swiveling, and rock guitar riffs to amplify serious scary shit. However, it was fucking HORRIBLE. Not scary, annoying shouting “OMG WHAT WAS THAT”, “OMG DID YOU HEAR THAT?!, Like every little thing was WHOA WHAT THE FUCK – MUST BE PARANORMAL SHIT!!! Just, no… fucking skip this.

The Harvesting (2016): Too slow, boring, no scares, turned off after 30 min.

Ghosthunters (2016): I liked the movie poster so that’s what initially drew me in, the reviews were mixed.. some people hated it.. some thought it was decent. It was dumb, cheesy transitions/scores/dialogue and an annoying flashback of the same fucking torture porn over and over again! The killer wore a plague mask which I thought was kinda random/stupid/weird cause its not like it was a flashback to the olden days or anything, since *SPOILER* The guy who fucking rounded up all these people to investigate that house for ectoplasm and his wife/daughter that HE tortured and killed, used his experiments on them, and killed them. However, I did like when one of the annoying bitches, I believe the reporter chick, put on one of their inventions for seeing ghosts, steampunk-looking glasses/lens and she saw some freaky shit, jump scares tho, but still nice effects. Besides all that, it was predictable, too many goddamn torture porn flashbacks, and the whole trip/adventure/mission seemed pointless in the end.

 

 

Peace out~ I plan on watching Worry Dolls, The Forgotten, The Darkness, and Magi (But I can’t find fucking any english subtitles!! And I was excited for this movie when it was just a premise, then some set photos, and the movie poster. However, now that its available, there are no fucking subs!!! NYAH!!!). Oh and I plan on seeing The Disappointments Room and Blair Witch (which I hope is an awesome sequel that the original deserves). OH and I’m getting a porcelain boy doll to alter… like La Llorona doll…. Stay Tuned, luvs ❤

 

Mexican Dolls and Natives

The photos of the 4 dolls are gifts my mom got me when she went to her homeland in Mexico. I named them of course: The far left doll (or closest to the camera) is festival doll named Natalia, she also has a decorated sombrero on her back. Right of her is a La Banda boy named Emanuel, he has a decorated sombrero on his back too. Right of him is a Mexican festive “Barbie” doll but she is a bit more flimsy rather than the solid rubber/vinyl of an actual Barbie doll, I named her Valentina. Lastly, a Mayan doll  named Ixchel (Ish-chel) which means Moon Goddess.

The Native twins were bought from my mom’s church’s flea market sale. You can tell they’re antique, the boy native is actually missing his arms – his vest is just glued to him, he’s named Tanok (Sun) and the female twin is named Nakawe (Spirit of Stars & Water).

 

Horror Film Review *SPOILERS AHEAD*

The Conjuring 2:

I didn’t have high hopes for this film. Especially since James Wan has trouble with making sequels/prequels to his horror films… Insidious, Annabelle, and (not a sequel or prequel) Demonic (B-movie, straight to VOD/Streaming, was very disappointing). Anyway, it was weird that they glossed over Amityville and went straight to the Enfield Poltergeist – which Ed & Lorraine Warren were not a part of. I get that there have been a shit ton of Amityville horror films already churned up out there – but they could have done other cases that the couple were involved in? It was interesting that they spoke to an actual family member who witnessed the Enfield Haunting so the re-enacted some of the events she spoke of – but none of it was scary. Like the child’s acting was not convincing to me and I found myself bored a bit throughout. There were some cool scenes where the demonic possession was displayed but none of them were scary. Like the scene where Ed was talking to the demon while the girl held water in her mouth – to prove that demons control you internally and don’t need your mouth to speak – that was cool but the girl was blurred out in the background as Ed was in the foreground asking questions… I like Patrick Wilson but I love seeing the demonic possession stages, interactions, etc. so I was sad that she was just blurred in the background. The rest is uninteresting and some of it was classic possession cliches.. which is disappointing coming from James Wan.

Tuxedo Mask && Shrooms

When I discovered that the Disney Animators were coming out with Alice, I was relieved and excited. Especially since they made Christoph (Frozen), Aladdin, Small World English boy, Tinkerbell, Lilo, etc non-princesses. I love that she is wearing tights and came with a little Dinah. My only complaint with these dolls is that they’re always looking to the side or upwards, like their eyes are facing >_> or *_* upwards like they’re thinking but in a cutesy way – if that makes sense.

Sailor Moon was a gift from my ex-boyfriend’s mother (when we were together), she got me this doll from Barnes & Noble for my birthday (this past June) and this chibi Serena/Tsukino is adorable! The left arm is sewed that way to be pointing up.

 

Horror Film Review *SPOILERS*

Lights Out:

I loved the idea of this movie. It offered something different than your run of the mill demonic possession movies. What I didn’t like:

• This movie heavily relied on Jump Scares, which I guess it kinda had to since Diana only appears in the dark and when the lights literally go out. During the daytime she’s hiding in the shadows and stalking the main characters/family members.
• Every single time Diana lunges at someone the camera immediately cuts to the next scene and we never actually see her physically hurt someone. That was frustrating. Like she’ll attack the little boy but in the next scene he’s all good & dandy – no scratches/bites/bruises/etc.
• The ending is a bit predictable when you see how connected Diana and the mother character really are.
• I know the gimmick if this film was that Diana is allergic to the sun/ultra-sensitive to light/severely burns with direct exposure to light, etc. but after awhile you get used to her popping out at night that it became no longer scary but tiresome/boring. Maybe if they sprang for the R rating and showed the action of when she attacks someone it would have spiced shit up.
• Annoyances: the boyfriend of the older sister – needy/stage 5 clinger and dumb as fuck, I really wanted his character to die, but no, the fucking cuck lived. The older sister warns the little boy “Are you sure you want to stay at my apartment, I have scary posters?” Like what the fuck…? Oooh so edgy and metal to have spooky-looking posters!!! And if you loved your bro that much, you could easily take the posters down while he stayed with you since your mom is psycho? Just a suggestion.

Well that’s all for now. Peace mo’fukkas